Some tips for Laptop manufacturers

1. Do not put headphone and mic slots on the panel that faces towards you from at the forward base of the laptop. Ergonomics aside, a lot of laptop users like to keep laptops on their stomachs, wear headphones and watch movies. It ruins headphone jacks.
2. Please do not put ethernet or USB connectors(unless there are alternative options at the back) on the right hand side of a laptop(no offense to left handed people here, I'd prefer these things to be at the back anyways). Lan Cables, external HDD connecters, mice cables, etc can really get in the way of your mouse if you're into gaming.
   
3. Putting 2 more dollars worth of material into laptop hinges. I've broken mine twice, they cripple an otherwise really great machine. Mine broke both times in half where the back screw is inserted. It might make sense making this part tougher.
4. Putting indicator lights at a more viewable place, (HDD, battery, power, etc).Maybe at the side of the screen rather at the base, that would make increase visibility.
   
5. Anti RSI keyboards, I wonder why most good laptops still have keyboard layouts still on a square grid pattern. 

Until next time, have fun manufacturing laptops.

Varsity Heroes

Diane, I'm standing at the enterance of Varheroes because they say I dont have a valid university email address. However I've been fortunate enough to spot kick ass developer eye^tea from kick ass developers incorporated on the pavement next to a will code for food sign.

Trisha: eye^tea, could you tell us a bit about varheroes and what purpose it was meant to serve.
eye^tea: Go away
* shows eye^tea a $20 bill.
eye^tea: Varheroes is a kick ass inter college war game that is intended to serve a much higher purpose. The game was commissioned by Hassan Baig of the Earth Liberation Front so that they could recruit someone to take lead of hundreds of spidermonkeys so as to avert any impending doomsday scenario that earth might face.

Although this developer is entitled to his own views, skeptics argue that the game was actually made to support a comic book, by that very name. Some people beleive that it was conjured to serve a different purpose altogether, except that they dont remember what it was.

This is Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa, reporting live from the main page of Varheroes and now back to the weather.

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Random Chat Posting

I do not know why I'm posting this but what the heck. 

Ammi: ammi says do u want us to pick you??

ilyas uncle is dropping by
I-T: i'm in the computer
you do not understand
i'm trapped inside
helllllllpppppppp
I cant get out
knock knock
Ammi: hey u're pretty good at crashing computers... if u can't fight it... try spoiling it.... bust the pc mate!
I-T: kick kick
jump jump jump
machine gun
dak dak dak dak dak dak dak
rat tat tat tat taaaa tat tat taaaa
diskhauuuuun
dishkaunnnnn
Ammi: thats the spirit....
I-T: thud thud thud
oh no they are coming
they are coming for me
Ammi: hey me gtg now...when will u be home?
I-T: the chub chub's are coming
I'm in the transistor forest
the transistors are interfering with the radio telecommunications
kheeeeek kheeeekkk
* I'm not a ghost*
I'm alive
I'm alive tell them I'm alive
Ammi: aaarrr.... i think u're hallucinating....
I-T: the world thought I was crazy and I was okay with it
but my own sister
w00t
I'm deeply saddened by the fact
that I'm out of pretzels
and also by the fact
that I dont have soda
Ammi: i never said ure crazy...
hallucination is something completely different
I-T: hallo see nation
hallo
si
masi
nation
Ammi: acha bhai bye.... talk to u at home
I-T: twak2uhoam
Ammi: B-)
I-T: twak twak
twakkkkkkk
Ammi: <3
do u're work bugger
I-T: :P
Ammi: <3
I-T: whats with the hearts
so many of them
Ammi: yah...i wuv u bra....
:P
I-T: heh
awwwww
now you're getting all emotional
I think this is the perfect timing for sorbet
o//
\\o
Ammi: come home then we'll talk about it bye
I-T: chalo sure thing
take care
Sent at 9:00 AM on Tuesday