Monday, April 20, 2009

Varsity Heroes

Diane, I'm standing at the enterance of Varheroes because they say I dont have a valid university email address. However I've been fortunate enough to spot kick ass developer eye^tea from kick ass developers incorporated on the pavement next to a will code for food sign.

Trisha: eye^tea, could you tell us a bit about varheroes and what purpose it was meant to serve.
eye^tea: Go away
* shows eye^tea a $20 bill.
eye^tea: Varheroes is a kick ass inter college war game that is intended to serve a much higher purpose. The game was commissioned by Hassan Baig of the Earth Liberation Front so that they could recruit someone to take lead of hundreds of spidermonkeys so as to avert any impending doomsday scenario that earth might face.

Although this developer is entitled to his own views, skeptics argue that the game was actually made to support a comic book, by that very name. Some people beleive that it was conjured to serve a different purpose altogether, except that they dont remember what it was.

This is Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa, reporting live from the main page of Varheroes and now back to the weather.

And now a word from our sponsors. Click here and forward to 1:03. Stay tuned for an upcoming special advertisement right after the break.

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Do you find life boring, feel lonely or otherwise depressed just short of contemplating suicide?
Do you often find yourself wondering about Life, The Universe & Everything however find it difficult to acquire a copy or finance it?
Now you too can give in to mental distractions and avoid the same boring routine filled with assignments, quizzes, classes by choosing to do something better.
Sign up now for a normal Varheroes account and we shall upgrade it to regular absolutely free of cost. Terms & Conditions* may apply.

Excessive Varheroes usage has been known to cause rsi, poor eyesight, ocd and may cause geeks and nerds to flock around you. Use only the daily recommended dosage of 1 turn per day.

*You can currently only play Varheroes if you own a university account from Fast, Lums or GIK. If you'd like your university entered into our Beta Trials, email contact@varheroes.com with your complete bank details, SSN/NIC number, scanned finger prints & university email pattern and we'll work to support you.