Thursday, October 13, 2011

In other news, Rehman Malik gets an Honorary Doctorate

Today when I stumbled across this link, I was like, whaaaat! This btw is the guy who came up with this theory for Karachi's instability. And then I came across the news of a govt. girls school laid under siege by a group of people armed with crowbars, here. And whats even worse is that the police are not taking any action, that caused my mind to wander and what came out as a result is a bard song, you know like the ones they had during the medieval times, with robin hood and role playing games and all. Here goes:

The Dunce was awarded a doctorate degree
Launching anyone with a hint of sanity into melancholy 
The Dunces theory, absurd as can be
Wives and Girlfriends, not politically and ethnic rivalries 
Loony Laureates went lauding,
While the Thugs and goons went on marauding, 
You may say that This is a joke,
where are the decent folk? 
This is where you my friend would absolve yourself,
so that you may live your life like a sheep in disguise,
leaving the old and weak, the destitute and the youth
to dwell in a pool of their own misery 
and the nation itself lies at the brink of a knife
there is no legacy without identity
hmm hmmm humm hummm
hmm hmmm humm hummm
la laa laa la la laa laa laa

Speaking of Bard Songs, if anyone here is Monty Python fan, you must surely remember the bard song about brave and bold sir robin.


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